Congratulations to Damien Peters of Waterloo for taking first prize in the recent "Monkey VS Wolf" story contest. For all Damien's hard work he will be receiving the new deck and a copy of the M VS W Zine. Here's what he wrote:

I feel disposed to say that wolves would win based on their foul odor and temperament, but I believe the monkeys would win in this way:
2 monkeys, each armed with a bat, for every wolf.  First monkey runs interference and stuns given wolf by using the bat as a stripper pole and performing the Lambada on it (aka "The Forbidden Dance").  Second monkey runs around the other side and says, "COMING IN DRY" while shoving his/her bat up said wolf's toilet. And we all know that NOTHING can fight back when its got a bat up its toilet. Lather, rinse, and repeat 4 more times (that takes out the rest of the wolves). Plus, monkeys are easy to train and they also look adorable dressed up as The Golden Girls (Helloooo new Halloween costume).  If that can't win this fight, I don't know why I've put this much stock into monkeys my entire life (I literally have stock in Monkeys on the NYSE).